Certified plush. Uncertified mood.

$BLOB

Goes everywhere. Enjoys nothing.

Hotels, gardens, fine dining, crypto conferences. Same face. Every time.

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  • Airports
  • Hotels
  • Jet lag
  • Rooftops
  • Crypto conferences
  • Board meetings
  • Bull markets
  • Payday

What is Blob?

Blob is the official mascot of Elysium. Nobody asked him if he wanted the job. He took it anyway. Grudgingly.

Wherever his dev goes, Blob goes. Hotels? Checked in. Restaurants? Got a seat at the table. Gardens? Saw the plants. Tech conferences? Wore the lanyard, judged every panel.

He always looks annoyed. He has never once missed a trip. Much travel. Very unimpressed. Wow.

  • Elysium logo

    RoleOfficial Elysium mascot

  • Best friendhis dev

  • Moodalways unimpressed, never left behind

The Album

Evidence that Blob was there. Evidence that Blob did not care.